Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Lately I've been...

1.) Keeping pretty quiet, what with the inflationary depression we are in and all.

2.) Banging chicks off match.com, once you meet them its just toooooooooo easy. Need to work on getting my meet percentages up though.

3.) Being awesome.

4.) Watching too much porn, may have to ban this actually...

5.) Growing a magnificent goatee, its electric copper in color. Like the golden fleece only its kind of ginger !

6.) Leaning lots about economics.

7.) Playing Street Fighter 4, may have to ban this also

8.) Playing guitar.

9.) Honing my jiu jitsu skills.

10.) Being awesome.

The End!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Readers Letters

Word up amigos!

I've been sick the last week and a half... Not like proper dying sick but like really shitty and just sick enough not to be able to go training or do anything useful! Boooo ! Oddly enough this affliction came upon me just as I grew an AMAZING goatee! I am now convinced that the AMAZING goatee has drained me of all my precious resources and shattered my immune system. I tried to fix this last Saturday by getting SMASHED... Oddly enough this didn't work and here I am.

So as seen as I am not doing anything else I will take this time to answer a couple of questions I had in the post that CJ linked to... The one about blondzilla.

Without further ado

Bolo said...

I'd like to hear more about the pre-sex speech and what frames you set up.

Sometimes before you skedaddle back to your place these chicks seem to come to their senses and realize they are about to go home with a stranger, I think you could refer to this as "going out of state". They kinda pull back a little bit so basically if you detect that just tell them that nothing is going to happen that she doesn't want to happen. My exact words are usually.

"Look, nothing is going to happen that we both don't want to happen... I like you... Let's go."

These are the major frames. I don't really set them up as such, they are already there, I just focus on them the most.

1.) I am awesome

2.) She likes me

3.) I like her, she is fun and friendly

4.) She is sexy and she is trying to corrupt me

5.) She is awesome for some other reason, for instance blondzilla was super smart

6.) I can't take it anymore, she has corrupted me and now she is going to get it

The most important one and over all theme is that she is SUPER horny. Either I step up and make this happen or her poor hairbrush is going to coochville avenue once again.


pick up artist said...

Connor it's great to see you're making progress but there is something brash about your writing. I suggest you work on making your lifestyle a bit more attractive to prevent all this 'resistance' you're getting. If you work on this enough, it'll be the girl that's trying to push you into the cab.

FUCK YOU! BRASH MY ASS !! I dunno I think the resistance I got here was pretty normal... She is just about to go home with someone she met about an hour ago. I would be worried if she had no emotion calling her in here.

Anyway, great read.

Thanks


Anonymous said...

Previous poster, plz stop talkin like that. Well done Connor. He basically had a bit confidence, pushed through all the bullshit and fucked the girl. All the rest is a load of bollocks. Nice one man! ;)

Thanks dude! YEAH pick up artist that THAT! How dare you cast aspersions upon my endless brilliance!

Shake it easy Dudes !