Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Mad Mal 2: The Road Warrior

"Man, that's it, I am seriously cutting down on my drinking! Really have to put a stop to this."

Mal had been out pretty much constantly for the last week and was feeling the effects. I could see the steely determination in his eyes. He looked serious.

"I'm giving up drinking now. " He paused and thought hard for a second. "Apart from weekends obviously....... and work do's. I've got one of those on Thursday, its a free bar! I am definitely taking advantage of that... And obviously tonight cos ya know, we're drinking now"

"So Mal, basically, what you're telling me is that you're not going drink Tuesday and Wednesday?"

"Um.... yeah, ha ha!"

I've been friends with Mal since 2002 when we were on work experience together back in Ireland. He's one of my best friends and is an awesome guy. He started this Pick Up stuff with me but didn't get as into it as I did. Actually I think that's because he was better than me with girls before we started. Like the concept of laying chicks was pretty normal for him where as to me it seemed fucking mystical or some shit. 

Of all the guys I hang around with he's definitely the sanest. Although he is prone to week long alcohol binges and dropping shit heaps of money on drink fueled insanity sessions... Oh yeah and nothing is his fault, ever! Mal drops 2K in a strip club while completely wasted, not his fault man... Everyone else who was there was to blame for creating the environment where that kind of behaviour was acceptable. Mal calls his credit card company the next day and pretends it was stolen so he doesn't have to pay the bill.... Well that was Crazy Horses(More on this mad man in the future) fault for suggesting the idea! He manages to keep a nice level of self delusion on these kinds of things and I reckon that is what keeps him appearing sane at least.

Right now at this very moment(00:33 on a Wednesday) , if I wanted to go out he would come along. If I was in a shit mood he would sit there and listen to my bitching. The dude has got great get up and go about him actually... Which is good cos I am a lazy fuck at the best of times! 

He is seeing a nurse at the moment in her 30s. I think they are kinda steady or something right now. More or less every time I talk with him he has got some story about the nasty shit he is doing to her.... The last story involved a balcony, handcuffs and a PVC devil outfit. LOL, Legend ! Although Mal is not brilliant with chicks he is generally not stuck for a girlfriend! Oh yeah and he is also prone to banging crazies off internet dating sites. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is something I am going to throw my hat at in the near future.... so stay tuned!

OK I've got shit to do and its late so I'm not writing any more you fuckers !! Go watch some porn or something!


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