Crazy horse is often an integral part of my stories, even though he actually lives in another country! I've mentioned him a lot in my blog already and as much as I'd love to write a little essay about him I've realized that there is no way to describe this man that will do him justice. So I will just list some facts (which have been verified).
1.) Crazy horse once fought Roy Jones Jr
2.) Crazy horse is the guy who is most fun to hang around with of anyone I know
3.) Crazy horse has been divorced once
4.) When referring to his ex-wife he generally starts the sentence with "That Fucking BITCH!"
5.) And generally finishes those sentences with "I'd still fuck her though!"
6.) Crazy horse has *NO* standards, though he claims he does
7.) Crazy horse is a 2 time golden gloves boxing champ from philli
8.) Crazy horse once seriously told me that he hears "demons" if he is left alone for too long
9.) Crazy horse makes up the most fantastic lies known to man when talking to girls... for instance everyone in his office in London thinks that he regularly fights in the UFC and that he is a drummer in a rock band. I once caught him telling a girl that his parents died in a freak kiln (the things you put pottery in) accident and left him with a vast fortune.
10.) Crazy horse is currently engaged and cheats like there is no tomorrow
11.) Crazy horse is nearing 40 but is more eager to party than anyone else I know
12.) Crazy horse appears to be almost devoid of ego... which is good because he never takes himself too seriously but bad because he is liable to do anything and won't feel bad about it after
13.) Crazy horse has a very good job for a very large bank
14.) Crazy horse has a scar about 6 inches long across the back of his head where once he was hit with a tire iron during a massive neighbourhood brawl in philli
15.) Crazy horse has the funniest stories I've ever heard
16.) Every girl I tell about Crazy horse says she would hate him until she meets him and then LOVES him
17.) I think Crazy horse works because when you hang around with him you are always between a state of excitement and fear
18.) As Mal once pointed out... If Crazy Horse had just a little less charisma you would think he was INSANE instead of brilliant. He has just enough to get away with it
19.) If the world reverted back to tribal times tomorrow, I would be VERY worried that Crazy horse would probably butcher me
20.) Crazy Horse and his divorce lawyer were once chased out of Mexico by a gang after an incident with some "loose women"
21.) While on holiday with Crazy Horse in Spain he had sex with 3 girls in 3 nights. 2 of the 3 cried afterwards. Even Crazy horse thought that unusual
22.) Once while having sex with a stripper Crazy horse destroyed a hotel room, smashing her though a plasterboard wall at one stage... he mantains that she liked it rough
23.) Once a bisexual girlfriend of Crazy Horse brought her lesbian GF to crazy horse for a threesome so that the GF could be fucked by a man for the first time. After the lesbian said she never thought it would be so rough and won't be having sex with men again.
1 comment:
that crazy hrse can't be for real.....he should be locked up by the sound of things
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