Monday, May 25, 2009

This is the summer time!

The weather in London is kick Ass right now and although I expect that to last for about ZERO more days(approx) everything is coming up Milhouse

1.) I am out chasing girls lots again, have curtailed my drinking to a reasonable extent and am flush with a renewed awesomeness (although suffering from quite a whack of AA)!!

2.) Ross is studying for some actuary exams or something so I am (almost) free of his (very) bad (yet very fun) influence.

3.) Mal broke up with his GF a few weeks back and is actively on the pull again .

4.) Right now, Jake is on something of a roll and has slept with 2 new girls in the last 2 weeks taking his tally since he moved in to 6, which is actually quite a lot considering he has about as much game as a flock of useless! One of the girls came down to the flat a few nights back and accosted him with a fine selection of dildos, lube and some shit I never even heard of that you place on your Bernhard Langer that has some vibrator attached to it or some shit. AWESOME! 
Of the 6 girls, 1 has been from cold approach.

The 4 of us were out together again Saturday for the first time in forever and to cut a long story short Jake railed one of the barmaids out of our favourite watering hole... The fiend!

I also got laid that night and I will write up the details in the next few days... 

Peace out hombres...

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