The Next 10 days

Right, 

I am pretty much working solo for the next 10 days! None of the lads are around. Insubordination is what this is. Mal is staying in all this weekend and next weekend he is going off to Edinburgh. Ross is travelling to New Orleans tomorrow where he intends to become a porn star ( Yes, you read that right... I'll write up more on this later). He won't be back until the week after next. Jake is broke he reckons... although he is probably just suffering from shame after having sex with the Riddler the week before last. I absolutely HATE going out on my own... but by PDP I must do it! 

I have done sweet fuck all charming as of late. Literally I think last saturday was the only time I've done anything in over 2 weeks.. shocking stuff. Anwyay here is the plan of action. I invite you all, now, to bask in its effervescent glory.

Today: Going out with Dutch girl

Tomorrow: I rounded up one of the lads from work to head out with me

Sunday: I have a blind date which my good friend, drunken Connor, set up for me last saturday. No idea what this chick is like but she is probably heinous. If she is even semi decent I will give her a blast. Chances are low though as my drunken self's standards are not very high.

Monday: Training.

Tuesday: Stand up class. However, I vow to go out on my own after this for at least an hour. If I do not may PDP eat a thousand Christian babies. 

Wednesday: Training.

Thursday: Training BUT I will be finished by 9pm so again I promise to myself and every fan of sex and the ninja that I will go out and talk to girls on my own!

Friday: No plans... I'll see if anyone is game for hijinks or I will hook up with Dutch girl maybe.

Saturday: Jake has organised a little party in the old maison so I am sure there will be girls there... It is highly likely I will be completely plastered though. 

Sunday: I'll keep this free but I'll probably be watching stand up. Any dates I have organised can come along to this.

After that Mal is back in town and he has friends around from home so there will be lots of going out that week... yay!

By the way.... 3 posts today!! Now I don't want to brag or anything but... I am the greatest blogger in the fucking universe.